I love my boys.
Josh and Christian, you two are the loves of my life <3
Your combacks will never be as good as mine cause all you do all day is rub your penis on baby kittnes because those the only things small enough to wrap around you microscopic dick that has been nicknamed the roman peanut. so why dont you just screw your mothers turtles as they lay their eggs in your asshole you legalistic, unicorn fucking twit.
josh, you can go fuck cupid fucking a bunch of fairires playing a game of whos in my mouth around a harp while you lick the hairy warts from the cunt of a lady ape whose husband cheats on her by penis fencing with other apes
Oovooing at 4 in the morning:
- Me: you guys
- Me: are fucking hilarious
- Me: when you're tired
- Josh: I know, babe(;
- Me: don't call me babe
- Josh: ):
- Me: I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT
- Josh: Sweetie?
- Me: DO NOT OBJECTIFY ME
- Josh: ...suger honey iced tea?
- Me: SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA IS AN OBJECT
- Josh: my coffee with whipped cream?
- Josh: what about my special skittle?
- Me: CALL ME THAT AND I WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF
- Christian: shut up josh you unorthodox, hairy nipple licking piece of shit fuck face mcgee of a life you have can go and fuck a llama
Oovooing at 3 in the morning:
- Josh: I love you guys! Take a screenshot of these messages and look back on them when you're sad!
- Me: Aww stop all the sappiness. This is terrible and I love you guys way too much.
- Josh: Haha but in all seriousness, I don't know where I would be without you guys.
- Christian: You'd be sleeping.