Hi, I’m Uma. I’m just a brown, hyper band geek. I like pick-up lines, clichés, butts, spotlights, lists, puns, and Italian food.Tumblr (3.0; @umamamu)http://umamamu.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e11b435fd4464036f4fe321e3d66ce1c/tumblr_mmvo1jaHZO1ry3dzto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50741884030http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50741884030Sat, 18 May 2013 10:30:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbb32c2b274c5a4c861efe753f49ea2e/tumblr_mibfhoQHIR1rslsmko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50735632397http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50735632397Sat, 18 May 2013 09:00:49 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tf2maelgwyn.tumblr.com/post/50645149324/life-hack">tf2maelgwyn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://asap-tran.tumblr.com/post/50605176639/life-hack">asap-tran</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://really-shit.tumblr.com/post/50600882267">really-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span></span><span>If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>I dont think thats how it works</p> </blockquote>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50729813052http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50729813052Sat, 18 May 2013 07:30:20 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4539957443384b955ba4356f543bc921/tumblr_mjx63rgjgx1rxq5upo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/50644956854/everything-love" class="tumblr_blog">lovequotesrus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/">EVERYTHING LOVE</a></p></blockquote>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50725004234http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50725004234Sat, 18 May 2013 06:00:30 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92aa8b9dff4f402409ebf93cd8535c14/tumblr_mfvltoyLb51rfwgkuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50721376347http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50721376347Sat, 18 May 2013 04:30:15 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh0qiTewD1qztj6so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50718534894http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50718534894Sat, 18 May 2013 03:00:26 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://incenndio.tumblr.com/post/34191508027/iwannatouchurboobs-i-have-like-6-senses">incenndio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwannatouchurboobs.tumblr.com/post/34126942492/i-have-like-6-senses-hearing-sight-touch">iwannatouchurboobs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i have like 6 senses</p> <ol><li>hearing</li> <li>sight</li> <li>touch</li> <li>smell</li> <li>taste</li> <li>gaydar</li> </ol></blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcdbf7ahay1rpwgoe.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50715863962http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50715863962Sat, 18 May 2013 01:30:16 -0700<p><a href="http://i-rrelevantthoughts.tumblr.com/post/50704063925/i-like-vagina-you-like-vagina-so-we-should-jus" class="tumblr_blog">i-rrelevantthoughts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I like vagina, you like vagina, so we should jus like… like each otherz vaginaz.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/6ced3000389da1433b13c8a18bfeaf75/tumblr_inline_mmz784fuRN1qain25.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50709167032http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50709167032Fri, 17 May 2013 22:30:12 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/126e0b3d87666ccc419c02907c2eefc4/tumblr_mmy690CUvt1rhg3wko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lisandsam.tumblr.com/post/50655799012/everyone-needs-this-on-their-blog-to-show-respect">lisandsam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>everyone needs this on their blog to show respect.</p> </blockquote>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50706694968http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50706694968Fri, 17 May 2013 21:44:18 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5990b91088d4dd5d45f45a29643e32da/tumblr_mmwq3zUncF1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sofapizza.me/post/50633373497/tastefullyoffensive-via-the-perfect-disguise">sofapizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50595401179/via">tastefullyoffensive</a>:[<a href="http://imgur.com/xI0HQkE">via</a>]</p> <p>the perfect disguise</p> </blockquote>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50679172078http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50679172078Fri, 17 May 2013 15:00:32 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0v1ypBJa1r6alluo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50672813987http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50672813987Fri, 17 May 2013 13:30:30 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hartmann-heartless.tumblr.com/post/50329221128/sojetlife-tinychatter-imagine-reading-a-book">hartmann-heartless</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sojetlife.tumblr.com/post/50266875874">sojetlife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tinychatter.tumblr.com/post/46857419520/imagine-reading-a-book-of-all-the-lies-youve-told">tinychatter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told</p> </blockquote> <div>Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.</div> </blockquote> <p>Oh god</p> </blockquote>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50667010371http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50667010371Fri, 17 May 2013 12:00:41 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://poopflow.tumblr.com/post/50583574117">poopflow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax</p> </blockquote>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50662095048http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50662095048Fri, 17 May 2013 10:30:24 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7cd9bf42185d26a1a760d0a571bf03d9/tumblr_mmxayd4wzM1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50657429950http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50657429950Fri, 17 May 2013 09:00:42 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://misandryinhaiku.tumblr.com/post/40281767495/women-are-weaklings-im-strong-enough-to">misandryinhaiku</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“women are weaklings!”</p> <p>i’m strong enough to carry</p> <p>your corpse to the woods</p> </blockquote>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50653132123http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50653132123Fri, 17 May 2013 07:30:32 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93f8bd31602c4f36f509d425ec17ea05/tumblr_mmib68feR11qarjnpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>Randy Conner</span></p> <p>“Cosmos”  - 2013</p> <p>randyconnerpaintings.tumblr.com </p> </blockquote>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50649338046http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50649338046Fri, 17 May 2013 06:00:41 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ecc59acfef7676f0e5401995ecf09c7a/tumblr_mmx6t7Pw8c1qm44gao1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jensensations.tumblr.com/post/50621501900/care-to-try-some-old-sport-old-sport">jensensations</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>care to try some Old Sport, old sport?</p> </blockquote>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50646122025http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50646122025Fri, 17 May 2013 04:30:28 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/75c76da585ab39a6d9e0567658f4592a/tumblr_mgl8agVDqV1qbdkq3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50643492494http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50643492494Fri, 17 May 2013 03:00:39 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/039ac4150583752d5224fd5c60d04b0c/tumblr_mma05nPhVP1spmhxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50641310786http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50641310786Fri, 17 May 2013 01:30:30 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb24a2fccd971783c60e1a2dcac868d2/tumblr_ml1yp6EBjL1rbavngo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d43f487e972e1dff7722c6307a94b30/tumblr_ml1yp6EBjL1rbavngo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a64222d8fb56b04bf0c08cd94aaa704/tumblr_ml1yp6EBjL1rbavngo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://damnnlyssa.tumblr.com/post/50325972068/mericanfootball-this-is-a-valuable-lesson">damnnlyssa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mericanfootball.tumblr.com/post/50109548651/this-is-a-valuable-lesson">mericanfootball</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is a valuable lesson</p> </blockquote> <p>adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not</p> </blockquote>http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50635304314http://umamamu.tumblr.com/post/50635304314Thu, 16 May 2013 22:30:28 -0700