LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
I dont think thats how it works
i have like 6 senses
- hearing
- sight
- touch
- smell
- taste
- gaydar
(Source: boobt0uch)
I like vagina, you like vagina, so we should jus like… like each otherz vaginaz.
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.Oh god
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods








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