theres just some people you wanna do drugs with
i dont need a boyfriend to keep me warm this winter i need a givenchy aw13 black velvet jacket with leather shoulder detailing
I am really happy Tom Daley came out and everything
but HOLY SHIT YAHOO I FUCKING HATE YOU
(Bi is not gay. Bi-curious is not gay.)
Yahoo Sports has announced this wonderful news with this fucking headline:
Diver Tom Daley announces he is gay in YouTube video
Um wow okay fuck you first of all DON’T MAKE HIM DEFINE HIS SEXUALITY GIVE HIM SOME FUCKING TIME
And don’t let me get started on these fucking comments.
- Gary: “Why do you have to announce it when you start wearing a swim suit w/a hole in back we’ll figure it out twinkletoes
- Hey Gary! USE COMMAS. COMMAS MAKE YOU SOUND INTELLIGENT WHEN YOUR “OPINION” DOESN’T
- Dave: “Getting you excrement pushed in makes you a better diver!”
- Hey Dave! I FUCKING HATE YOU
I’m done. Rant over.
“I like punk rock. I like girls with weird eyes. I like drugs. I like passion. I like things that are built well. I like innocence. I like and am grateful for the blue collar worker whose existence allows artists to not have to work at menial jobs. I like killing gluttony. I like playing my cards wrong. I like various styles of music. I like making fun of musicians whom I feel plagiarize or offend music as art by exploiting their embarrassingly pathetic versions of their work. I like to write poetry. I like to ignore others’ poetry. I like vinyl. I like nature and animals. I like to be by myself. I like to feel guilty for being a white, American male.” - Kurt Cobain
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a series of unnecessary events
did you just
oh its december 1st *snorts hot coco powder* i fkn LOVE christmas *wraps lights around my naked body and runs around town* CHRISTMAS
“My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and problems with children. She has lost 30 pounds and weighed about 90 pounds in her 35 years. She got very skinny, and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the morning and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, she was poking her head, and stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon…But then I decided to act on it. After all I’ve got the most beautiful woman on the earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her and to hug her shoulders.I began to pamper her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised her and pleased her every minute. I gave her lots of gifts and lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends.You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became even better than before. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and she loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she CAN love that much.And then I realized one thing: The woman is the reflection of her man.If you love her to the point of madness, she will become it.“
- Brad Pitt
Black Friday Sext: My pants are 90% off.
"What? Racism? I’ve never seen any racism in my life!"
Comradezoned: when a girl immediately loses interest in you because you think intersectionality isn’t that important in the class struggle.