If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
I dont think thats how it works
i have like 6 senses
I like vagina, you like vagina, so we should jus like… like each otherz vaginaz.
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve toldImagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
“Cosmos” - 2013
care to try some Old Sport, old sport?